yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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