these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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