That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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