:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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