After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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