So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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