So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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