I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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