Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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