VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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