Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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