i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I still have a little drunk in my system
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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