Christians are straight up FREAKS
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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