You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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