somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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