im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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