Sponge bath it is.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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