I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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