Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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