Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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