So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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