I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.