So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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