I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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