Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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