I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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