he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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