So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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