Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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