i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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