So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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