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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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