i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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