We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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