After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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