You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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