ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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