Dual....:-)
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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