remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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