It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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