How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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