yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.