did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I love having hate sex.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent