her vagine was all disorganized.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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