This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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