I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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