my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.