I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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