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How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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