a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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