I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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