I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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