I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Do vagina's smell?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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