i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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