i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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