party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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